Oh ICK!! Just thinking about that makes my skin crawl. Of course in Texas they grow them BIG.
I'm in Michigan and our bugs aren't quite that big. But the other night I was on the couch, and the cat came to sit on my lap and just as he was getting comfortable, I saw this "black thing" crawling on my leg, and I stood up faster than a tornado, and the poor cat went flying about 4 feet in the air (he's a nervous kitty

) and I stomped on that critter to the point where I never could find the remnants of it when I was done! LOL ACK!
After the kitty calmed down, he came and sat with me again, but he never did get really comfortable -- he kept looking around for critters. LOL