(What happened today)

Doctor: now what's wrong today?
Me: it hurts when I move around.
Doctor: oh that's no good. Hop up on the table and lay down
Me: -.- *ouch*
Doctor: tell me if this hurts...>push< >press< >poke<
Me: *OUCH OUCH OUCH*
Doctor: you seem to be in pain
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(What I wish happened next)

Doctor: is that all that is wrong?
Me: no, I'm having some muscle spasms in my right arm
Doctor: let me see
Me: **PUNCH DOC IN FACE**
Me: oh I'm terribly sorry... That arm, it just does whatever it wants.

Hahaha hey I made myself laugh.....