Dear T,

So when I called you hysterically crying because the one thing I was waiting for and dreading to happen happened and you heard my message (and never called me back) did you think:

a) We can just talk about that Monday.
b) She's hysterical. Again.
c) She'll be fine. She always is.
d) She called. Again.
e) Whoa, my Iphone is so cool
f) All of the above

This is why we are STUCK STUCK STUCK. I needed like 3 minutes of your time and I do NOT want to ask for it.