A new game, if anyone wants to play.

Anything goes, but please keep it clean.

An example, you say, "UNFORTUNATELY, there's a tiger in the car." I say "FORTUNATELY, he doesn't eat kids." Someone else says, "UNFORTUNATELY, he's looking at me and licking his lips." You say, "FORTUNATELY, I brought along my tiger-jaw-clamper." And so on, alternating between fortunate and unfortunate things.

I'll start.

FORTUNATELY, I have no laundry to do .......