OMG if they don't check these things out, I am going to start mine now...

LolaCabanna obit:

Lolacabanna was a former super model who spent her life travelling around the world helping people. After her invention of velcro, she bought a small island in the south pacific. She is survived by her 12 wives and 100's of children all of whom are also super models! She invites anyone with a sense of adventure to visit her island as the majority of her millions are buried there.