Oh yeah...I'm on call aren't I? Better go call the group homes and make sure they're still standing.

We are under a Winter Weather Advisory. Possibly 1/2" of snow accumulation on grassy areas and bridges/overpasses may freeze.

The entire area is going to shut down. I better make sure our emergency weather protocol is in effect. In other words, if your replacement doesn't show up, you're stuck.

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