Murray is that what I smell? Uggggg
I am sorry you are having to be happy and cheerful, maybe you can try to kill em with kindness today? That usually makes me laugh when I'm over nice..... to the point of nausea.
Murray: Why Good Day young lady. It's a glorious day for shopping and if you need any help whatsoever, no matter how small please feel free to
bother me , Ill be over by the register, anxiously anticipating your needs. I'd be over joyed to assist you in anyway possible , I am at your service...beckon call even (vomit)