Ready, your post reminds me of a discussion I had with my son. He has steadfastly refused to learn to cook. However, his girlfriend's family has a "game night" and whoever loses at whatever game they pick has to fix dinner. He had the misfortune to lose, but his girlfriend said she would help him. So his girlfriend has shown him some things about cooking. I was trying to make a "cake ball" recipe he and his girlfriend had done and asked him a couple of questions about which recipe did they use, how much cream cheese, etc. Finally, he turned to me and said, "MOM, you're asking cooking questions from a person whose only cooking expertise involves TOAST." We both cracked up then.