The creative array of implements could be impressive.
And the stop crying or something to cry about must come in the handbook.

But I don't consider all that bad because we were not punched and they did not break bones.
Internal relativity.
Once I said to the therapist things were not that bad like some of my death row clients had happen to them. She, rather dryly I think, said something about it not being usual to use death row inmates as the standard.