Dear T,

So when I see you later today, you will be ultra impressed about what I did to get ready for Thursday: ZERO! Unless you count picking out clothes, shoes, and makeup? That would probably impress you even less, right? I thought so. Thinking about it otherwise makes me want to hurl. And you know this isn't going to go like we have it on paper, right? Right?? Because he does. Which is why he is so nervous, too. Get ready for a big 'ol mess!