i have a little sign on my bedroom door with this written on it...

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done,
and Everybody was asked to do it.
Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldnt do it.
it ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done!!

now i like that, i think its very confusing and clever. if you follow it you will see it is actually right. you may need to re-read it to see lol.

hope you like it.

simon