>> Cash and condoms. I won't even think what the suspect could have intended.

Reminds me of an early episode of The Golden Girls when they were worried that there might have been an intruder in their home. Rose thought a burglar might have tried to break into their house. Dorothy asked "What would a burglar want with anything that we have?" Rose's eyes widened and said "They might have been looking for drugs!" So Dorothy said "We have Maalox and Estrogen. So all we have to do is look for a bandit with gas and hot flashes and we've found our criminal."

Bea Arthur has to one of the best pervayor of sarcasm on the planet. Anyone see when she guest starred on Malcolm in the Middle as Dewey's babysitter? It was brilliant.

>>About $90 in toilet paper was reported stolen May 12 from bathrooms at Haggerty Engineering and Business Administration.

Ummm... did they list the burglar's phone number? Any way I could get in touch with him before tomorrow morning???

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