You and I are just gonna keep butting heads, aren't we?

Alright, let me give you a girls perspective on this. (Note: This is MY perspective. I'm not trying to speak for the rest of you girls out there.)

Working out.I could not care less about the physical state of a guy. You can work out 24/7 and it won't change my opinion of you.
Reading. Again, you can come out with a dazzling line-up of knowledge, and I won't care. In fact, I might find it annoying.
Art. Regardless of the media hype, not everyone can be an artist. Some people might not want to be an artist.
Learning to be funny. Funny should be effortless. I don't think it's something you can learn.

All I have left to say is: If it's so easy, why don't you do it? Why are you even here?