Wow I suck at cooking so much it surprises even me; it makes me think, “How can someone suck this much at preparing a simple meal?” Unless it’s packaged and microwavable with simple, step-by-step instructions I will completely fail at making it, although heck if I know how to make Kraft Dinner.

All I wanted to do was cook some of our potatoes. But when I took them out of the pot, they were still really hard, so I thought I’d cook them some more.

And then all the water went green but they were still too hard!

And then all the water evaporated and I burnt them! .

Damn!

Just one more sad story in my long list of sad cooking stories. Need I remind everyone of the cheese, fire, and microwave? .