*insert swearword* because my entire post dissafknpeared!!!
Ok now that I have the cussing out the way, I've missed you guys! Sorry I've been so quiet, had quite a bit going on...
Work has been working on my last nerve! I thought it impossible to repeat high school, but here I am... was given a BS written warning, which I appealed with HR, and now the manager is gunning for me, because HR agreed its a BS warning and shred it.
I have a killer bladder infection, which according to doc explains why I'm so freaking fatigued all the damn time! Silly doc wanted me to live on bread and bananas.... pssssshhh no can do, however I have listened and abstained from dairy.
Gary (brother) and ex SIL had a huge argument about our nephew who thinks its fun to have screaming fits from 6am till bedtime. Yes ladies and gents from the horses mouth
"BUT I LIKE IT!" w.....t.....f?
Anyway then she said she was leaving soon

but not before she told on my brother to her ex, because she doesnt feel safe here
So her ex husband (my disowned older brother for those who are confused) tried to get into it with Gary via text! Gosh I love my brother, he just replied "Cool story bro"
Also ex and I have decided to give it another go

Neither wants to be apart from the other, so we are busy negotiating middle ground... Also I have got him to agree on a safe word. Should I go cray-cray and lack the necessary insight to notice, he should use the safe word. Which means I back off, go rediscover my equilibrium, while he breaths and thanks God he derailed the verbal assault. Sounds silly and over the top, seeing as though there are no whips and chains involved at this time, buuut its better than him running and hiding because of the venom I spewed....

Also, might I add, that these negotiations have been taking place while we are still upholding our 'platonic deal'. idk why but its important I mention it, I guess its because for once we're not skipping important steps
ok I think I covered it.... wait 1 more thing.
Jordan and I took part in this year's CANSA Shavathon. And while we weren't brave enough to donate money AND hair, we did let them spray our hair silly colours!
Ok. thats that then.