McD - what I got was like a burnt cow fart in a soggy bun with half a veggie garden chopped with an axe and barely any sauce!

Yes very disappointing, are you sure it was cow fart and not horse fart, we have contaminated horse meat instead of beef over here! I know your rant wasn't really about all that but I'm glad you can rant because it's not good to hold it all in - that leads to depression. Pfft!

dm/mm/James