Bring him a cactus. It's like a flower, just more manly and rugged...
Okay, maybe not a cactus (because it's just about as useless as flowers, and I don't understand why women like them so much [unless it's peyote]). But, if it were me, I'd get him a small gift. Maybe. I don't know. I'm not great with dating etiquette. I just make up for it in sex appeal...
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