I came across this "warning" on a gardening website in search of pics for by blog and it was just too cute! I guess you just can't be too careful in our lawsuit-happy society! I looked through the last two-three pages of threads and couldn't find a good place to put it, and I may have others to share. Any other cute warnings/signs out there?

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