The first time I was admitted to the hospital I met this woman who proclaimed herself "queen of the horses." She would gallop around the unit like she was a horse. The nurses and orderlies had a hard time catching her, until that day she was caught. They had to have five people restrain her. She screamed and bit at one of the nurses.

We had a mug that we would take with us to the cafeteria. My mug had become so stained with coca-cola that one of the techs said "Ackman12 you need to clean your mug!" I didn't listen, and just continued on my way.

On my last night there, I proclaimed loudly that it was my last supper. The others looked at me as though I had horns growing out of my head.

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