Always get married early in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out you haven’t wasted a whole day. – Mickey Rooney

Why buy a book when you can join the library. – Lily Savage

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the alter – a practice which is still continued. – Helen Rowland

Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house. – Jean Kerr

You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to. – Henny Youngman