Morning everybody. I seem to have a bit of a hangover from last night...

And I'm wondering:

How'd I manage to pee myself?
And I've got these sharpie marks on my face. Why'd you have to use a red one? Blue matches my eyes...
My mouth tastes of stale Cool Whip. And I have it in places I didn't think it could go.

Busy at work. Hopefully, I'll be back to play later!