Today I have 2 plasters on my butt instead of just 1(BC).
How is my arse relevent to this forum you ask?
Well because the other butt cheek got double dose Vitamin B12!
I cant remember why the gp instructed me to get it, as opposed to tablets, nor do I recall how its supposed to help my bipolarness, but, I DO recall reading here that B12 is beneficial
Also exercised this evening for an hour for the first time since 2010 because I lost 2 stress kg and muscle is more attainable than fat, because lipids ARE ALLERGIC TO ME!

Geez what kind of 30y.o weighs 41kg????
Enough of my butt now.
Work....
No more answering to demonic debbie who makes me cry by permie being on my case bout everything and unabashedly trying to swindle me out of getting paid for off days!
Remember Tash? My trainer (and now friend) who was so cool and supportive from day 1 even though I chucked a stapler at Ethan for being a douche and subsequently had a meltdown from anger/embarrassment in her training room that first week we met?
Well she pulled a rabbit out her arse, and is now my direct superior, because she's also sick of Debbie's vendetta against me. Really, Debbie leaves everyone else alone......
buuuuut its probably because she thinks I get 'special' treatment as I'm not on the phone fulltime after confessing to the HOD how triggering it is....
Anyway bloody woman can just ASK ME!!! Its not a state secret! Trevor (HOD) and Tash haven't told her because they promised to zip it, and I dont tell her because she's ready to ASSUME the worst, so she can just fkn stew!!!!
Anyway my new boss is über-cool, I only do 1hr phone time (because I'm still an intern) and the rest of the day I'm the Training Assistant.
Also, looks like they really had a TA position in mind when they hired me (which Trevor mentioned when I jumped out the BP closet and wanted to quit).
Why? Becoz Tash is coaching the other interns on getting a perm post as agents but not hearing ANY of my 'job search need to go to interviews' talk...
And she wouldn't be spiteful, she knows the internship is done in June
annnnd she is part of the company's recruitment team....
Ok I'm rambling and my coffee is getting cold and I wanna smoke!!!
Love u guys muchnesssss