Never ask a question you don't want to know the answer to?!

Since no one knows me or him, I'll give you the briefest look into what takes so long. First, it involves selecting and then donning the right clothes. These happen to be women's clothes. Then he watches lesbian porn for a while to get himself in the mood. OK, there's nothing else I can say that would be acceptable here, except that he uses toys to bring himself very close to orgasm and then backs off...over and over and over again.

(This also means that when we're actually having sex, it takes forever!) It's a huge accomplishment on my part if I can ... ahem... make him finish in less than 45 minutes. Oh, and I work full time and have a 2 hr commute each day, while he doesn't work at all and can nap during the day. So clearly, I have as many issues as he does and I'm bitter about things. I really am working on this, I swear!