hair roots, wobbling buttocks uncontained by the too tight thong panty showing clearly through the semi-sheer footless pantyhose being worn as pants, men who spit on the sidewalk, Kim Kardashian, her husband, her baby daddy, her entire family, and Jessica Simpson, Taylor Swift's front teeth, Lindsay Lohan's parents and other enablers, and my coworker's obsession with her own mother's bowel habits. For starters.