@Hammy You are too kind, making me blush first thing in the morning

Mara I'm happy to hear this thread has benefitted you

Guyyyyys.... My body is aching after yesterday's antics!
Maybe its a sign? Maybe I'm allergic to domestication

Instead of more exercise to loosen up these buggers I want a muscle relaxant and to sleep for a week. But I know better, so I hope I dont sit on my bum all day doing nothing.

Did I mention Jordan is driving me nuts?
No, you couldn't care less?
Well I'm telling you anyway

She is über passive aggressive toward me. Taking below the belt shots at me under the guise of humour. But we all know when Gary is talking about how everything I own must be Lavender he's laughing at my quick temper and inability to chill, but shE? She's just being plain ole mean, even Gary and mum agrees.

Also she has officially entered the hyperbolic stage,
where there's drama drama everywhere! Apparantly her mother has NEVER liked her, blah di blah di blah di blah

Isnt this curtain call a bit early? I mean geeeeez she's only 9! I'm so ill-prepared for this

btw I think the passive aggression is because she hates who her sperm donor is (and unknowingly resents me for it).... She keeps saying how she wishes bf was her dad... been saying that for years, even when we weren't dating...

as the lyrics go: "Yeah she fkn hates me..."