Yep, I hide from my neighbors all the time. The woman who lives on the second floor of my house is so sweet and friendly, but she always asks me a lot of personal questions and gives me massages (she's a masseuse, not just some random creeper). She also never leaves once she comes inside. I mean, like, 45 minutes of awkward conversation.

You should drop off a newspaper, a cup of sugar, and a few eggs in the middle of the night, just in case.