Canceling two weeks in a row is not cool, dude. I get it, you're sick, okay. But can't you think of my needs here? (I'm kidding. A little.) I think you need to start main lining vitamin C or something. You get sick a lot. Your obviously copied and pasted email informing me you were sick sucked too. Yeah, yeah, I know, selfish me.

Sigh.

On the upside, I still have a babysitter, so who knows what wild and crazy things I might do with my free time tomorrow.