I am (laughing at myself here) strangely anxious about the fact they have not locked the couch 41 thread and that people are still posting and I can't protect you people if you keep posting on it and they decide to get you. I have no idea what getting you all would entail and I do not believe anyone cares you are posting on couch 41, I cannot protect anyone from anything in general, none of you need my help, and none of this slight feeling of anxiousness is based in reality at all. You earthlings are on your own.