I am slowly (very slowly) putting together a dictionary of words that seem like words but are not, and what they mean. My plan is to slowly (very slowly) replace the english language on a subconcious level by subtly inserting these words into everyday conversations, and then when people look at me like "what the heck does that mean??" I'll act like a vocab snob and be like, "Oooh, I can't believe you don't know that word. I guess I'm more learned than you!" Hence, people will feel embarassed and then start using the word to feel smarter than their friends.

(J/k by the way, but I do make up my own words. )