You'll think I'm crazy for saying this, but I'm trying to go the other way. I want to kill my sex drive because it really distracts me from a lot of things I want to do in life. I've spent way too much time in front of the computer...eh...watching things, than I care to admit.

I'm married. But my wife and I haven't had relations since my son was born over two years ago.

Anyway, I want to be kind of like Sheldon Cooper from the big bang theory (though I'm not a genius and I'm not socially awkward).

Doesn't make a lot of sense does it .