Two events come to mind.

1.) I had a fight with my BF at whose house I'd been staying for several weeks. I happened to be wearing his shirt and shorts at the time, so when I got angry, I stripped, went to the bedroom and put on the only thing I had, which was a negligee, went into the bathroom and grabbed the roll of toilet paper and the light bulb (I had bought lightbulbs and toilet paper for the apartment.), and marched out the door.

I was still so angry when I got to the house, that I jumped out of my car, grabbed the machete that I used to keep in my car for protection on long-distance trips, and began taking out the azalea bushes in the front yard.....unbeknownst to me in my manic fog....across the street from a police officer who had been doing paperwork in his car.

He climbed out, and showing some serious prudence, did not cross the street, but yelled out "Ma'am....are you OK?" I told him about the fight with the boyfriend and that I figured it was better to trim the hedges than to trim the boyfriend. The cop proceeded to watching me take out a few more hedges before getting back in his car and driving away.

2.) I wasn't sleeping and when I'm manic I have issues with car horns. They come straight from hell. Anyhow, one night after receiving about 2 feet of snow, one of the neighbors' car alarms got set off. I waited for what seemed like an eternity, but was probably just 5 minutes, jumped out of bed, grabbed a t-shirt (no underwear) and a hammer. In 20 degree weather, I walked about 50 yards barefoot through 2 feet of snow only to meet what was probably the owner of the vehicle. Our eyes locked, then hers dropped to the bare feet and the hammer, and she looked back up at me and said, "I think I know the owner, I'll go get him." She hauled *** upstairs and I'm just standing there trying to figure out what's the best way to get the hood open with a claw hammer, when I hear a window open upstairs, and a hand comes out with a clicker to turn the alarm off. I moseyed back to the apartment....no damage done to the vehicle...a narrow escape.