I am a girl from Solihull
Oh why are people so dreadfully dull.

I share a house in Bearview Ave
With Bear, who spends most of her time in the bath and lav.

Sometimes she's so quiet you don't know she's there
Except in the morning when she washes her hair

The third girl in the house is called Anabelle
Both she and Bear have this friend who........... well..........
When I first saw him, I was taken aback.
Cos looks and stature he does lack.

I am a girl from Solihull.
Oh why are people so dreadfully dull.