((A little background on this joke:

During one night of drinking I woke my boyfriend and asked him if he wanted any eggs. I insisted that I was going to make six no matter what and it annoyed him to no end. The next morning I teased him about six eggs again and knew from then on out I could never stop picking on him about it. Since then it has been constant egg jokes, puns, rhymes, even poems, ridiculousness...I try to find as many excuses to talk about eggs and the number 6.

This is just what I happened to come up with today, after I made a pun on "Bipolar" by saying I was "Sixpolar" instead. ))