I would just like to educate everyone here about my very rare diagnosis of Eggpolar Disorder. It apparently has something to do with the malfunction of Eggotonin and perhaps Yolk-epinephrine, but I am not sure if this is true or just a way for Big Egg Farma to convince me that their product is what I need.

About two years ago I began to "crack," and felt like I was stuck in this shell around me. In the past few months I began to take what is called membrane stabilizers. They're supposed to help protect your yellow and white matter in your brain. I'm told that they can help you out when it feels like your mind is hard boiled or like it's leaking out because someone popped a hole in it and you're an empty shell. It's very scary when it feels like your mind has been set on fire as though you were dropped on a skillet that no one bothered to oil, so when you get scraped off you might lose a part of yourself. It's so hard to not feel like the bad egg in the bunch.

I really wish the stabilizers could always kept me sunny side up because I don't want anyone to feel like they're walking on egg shells for me. Likewise, they don't completely help me turn over easy when I'm trying to sleep. But they do help me from feeling like my thoughts are scrambled and I'm not so paranoid I think that I am being poached.

But the thing with medeggcation, sometimes you gotta go organic and you just can't put all your eggs in one basket for it. What came first? The illness or the eggs?

I'm just trying to see how everything will cook up from here. I have a dozen problems to fix, but you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs. I'm just happy I have some close people in my life to egg me on.