right!....

okay!...I don't get freaking 'apps' freaking iphones freaking bluetooth freaking dumbass bookface!

I don't get nuthin' that don't get me?

and I would like to see all this new techno crap 'get' me...like it can!

and it's obvious I am somewhat shattered...

it's very simple it's never that freaking hard to figure out what motivates people...

my mum went back home...
my dad went to freaking Burma...

my ex girlfriend is still only interested in girls...and

she's a cop...

and thats ok right?...

well not really....I don't like cops
they have been a part of my life for as long as I can remember...

the weirdest cops I met were almost not even cops I was awake for 6 days I drove a truck 2000 miles and finally found somewhere to sleep and the devil in my amphetamine brain told me to climb up 7 floors of this building ...on the outside ..to get more drugs!...as the devil would!

the cops arrived....and as I produced my drivers licence....a freaking needle flew out of my hand....and they just watched it unceremoniously land on the floor...jabbed out of the carpet!

and the eyes went from the vibrating needle wobbling on it's point in the hotel carpet this immediately new addition to this already unusual scenerio...

I blinked...but I did not mean to...cos all this was very ordinary...after climbing up the outside of the building twice...

obviously the manager didn't want nobody climbing upside his establishment

....so I'm surrounded by police and what do I do?

...I politely ask them to breathalise me...so I can get on my way..
and they do!...and I am way under the limit...
and yet?

only three hours earlier I was in the pub and ordering two drinks each time at my table where there was only one person...

I walked in there with a ghost

...and later I drove my truck right in the middle of them...the road was occupied by people already past...

I arrived at my mums house...my boss was after me I had spent 3 grand...I had not slept for 8 days..it was his money...

I had injected more of everything I never knew and drove many miles around australia....that motel was only one of 6 I had stayed at..

and yet those cops let me go
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so I figured this place out...

we all have stories

we can tell them here right