First off, sorry these people have treated you like this - total jerks.

Secondly, This stuff would make a pretty darn good sit-com series Purple... you could make some money off this. The visuals of these ladies parking on your lawn... then sitting on her *** not moving her car... criticizing the food... then there is the weekend at Bad Bernie's episode... the naughty cat episode... the son's girlfriend and birth control episode... I could see it turning into seasons of shows! write it, sell it! Head for Hollywood baby!