Change the station or turn off the radio It is not at all easy to get SSI/SSD or whatever. I've been at points in my life where things were bad enough to apply for disability. The first time I had 3 doctors and a therapist on my side. Turned down.
The second time I had 2 doctors including the Pdoc that SSA hired. Turned down. It can't be that easy to qualify.
BTW I read an article last week about this issue of people applying for disability due to the economy and being approved. Research showed that it just isn't happening. That isn't going to stop rightwingers from believing it's true.
Good luck. I'd feel better knowing you got it.