Wow, just watching this icon is relieving a little stress! Better Emo than me, I guess. Don't have any asprins right now!

Have you ever heard this definition of stress? It's was a favourite of mine when I worked. Framed and hung in my office for years.

Stress:

when one's mind
overrides the body's basic desire
to choke the living sh** out of some ***-h***
who desperately deserves it!

(Well, I thought it was funny....)