Discussion from a recent session:

ME: The problem is blah blah blah
ME: <expectant stare>
T: Is this where I come in?
ME: Yes. I need you to teach a better response to the little T that lives in my head. That way he can feed it to me at the actual time I need the advice.
T: Well, you could start by saying "I'm glad that -"
ME: WAIT! No, I AM NOT GLAD! I AM NOT SAYING THAT.

I cannot imagine why any one would enjoy this sort of job, but apparently he likes it. I'd want to start punching clients.