1:48 AM — Well, that was a scare. Poured some water, put down the bottle, went to replace the cap — OH JEEZ A SPIDER. Now it wasn't huge, but it wasn't a pinprick, either. It's now sitting in a small bottle, cleaning itself.

Even if it's venomous, it probably couldn't do much. Still, I don't like bugs much, fast ones especially.

Now, someone else might have started screaming.