I hate to break it to you, but I saw a picture of an EMT COVERED in tattoos working in Boston.

I'm sorry you're so jaded that you suspect everyone of foul doing -- I saw it as a sign of goodness left in humanity. I'm sorry if you think putting pressure on a wound and elevating it to help save your life is just some power trip. It truly breaks my heart. But I hope I don't get seriously injured standing next to you.