I peed all over myself many times when I was a drinker (in beds, in cars, in my pants which I later tore off and found in a damp heap on my bedroom floor). I don't necessarily have any proof or memory of it, but I think I also peed on my $2000 MacBook and destroyed it one time.

I drank heavily from the ages of 15-25. I've been sober 6 months today.