Perhaps I should give the thing a name... oh the fun I could I have with this if I don't want to be productive during a session.

Me: I named your kleenex dispenser.
T: Really? What did you name him.
Me: Bob.
T: Bob?
Me: Yes. Bob.
T: Tell me more about Bob.
Me: What about Bob?

Okay... horrible, horrible I make horrible jokes... I should go to bed.