Morning.

Ancient Booger Box Man (ABBM) would distract me as well. My T or xt (whatev's) has a Buddha statue that gets my attention all the time. I think you should stand ABBM up on his end so he's staring directly at t. Maybe even make him dance, or talk to her.
ABBM: (in deep ancient voice) Hey T, what's up?
T: Well, are we going to talk thru Bob today?
ABBM: I just wanted to pop in and tell you that my nose is clogged from these tissues coming out of it.
T: Oh, well that's what your nose is for, to dispense tissues
ABBM: well, I am afraid that I am going to sneeze and blow my tissues all over one of your clients

OK...not good at the joke thing this morning. I'll have to rethink ABBM and T's conversation and post later when I come up with something good.

It's raining, and I need to walk the dogs. Ugh. I hate walking them on rainy days.