Great costume, Ryan.

I am not really costume oriented, but people dressed up at my Kiwanis meeting today. I was going to go in my regular clothes until an idea hit me. I took a gift bow and attached it to my shirt. I then took a sheet of card stock and made a gift tag, which read the following:
To: Women
From: God
I attached the card to my belt and went as... God's gift to women!

Since I am 40 pounds overweight, and I am short, balding and graying, I hardly qualify for a role like that. But, today, for a couple hours, I was God's gift to women.