I can always count on my cat to jump for joy when I open the door, then practially pass out when I pick him up (he's half ragdoll).

Then I can count on him to go from purring to being "bitey bitey" in a flash after about 5 minutes of lovey-dovey!! (means he huuungwy!!)

Back to lovey-dovey as the food is being poured...

I can always count on my cat to follow me into the bathroom, so he can jump in my extra-deep tub and play "monster behind the shower curtain" lol...

I can count on him for company...for finding bugs...for chasing the garbage truck from window to window...for bringing me toys if he wants something (not always easy to figure that one out).

I can count on him to...simply..love me, without question. By the way, he picked me, not the other way around (guess he smelled bacon that night, haha!)