LOL ~ Generalized Douchebaggery???? You're a RIOT!!! I laughed outloud! Thanks for that -- I needed a good laugh.

Well, I got diagnosed with Clinical depression, and that was that. So they stuck me on meds and that was 40 years ago. I've been taking them ever since and doing great (most of the time). I went thru therapy and had to go back a few times, but other than that, I've done quite well !!

I wouldn't worry about the #$%# door. Heck, a guy ought to be able to break a door every once in awhile. What's the big deal? So what if you've broken doors before? It's better than wife-beating, right?

Take care my friend, and God bless. Hugs, Lee