This reminds me of a scene out of an old comedy movie where 2 actors pretending to be "doctors", saying doctor-doctor-doctor to each other.

Do not be so critical of yourself. Accept your feelings, no matter how "nutty" they may seem. Avoid self judgement. The walking plants and almost voices will fade if you accept yourself. Don't worry so much about your mother, she will do just fine, even if you are seeing a "Doctor". As you heal from therapy, you will make life easier in the long run for your mother!