I can always count on my cat to:
Wake me up in the middle of the night
Yell at me to clean immediately after he uses his potty
Walk all over me in the early morning hours when he feels it is time for me to wake up
Tolerate me (even though I know he secretly loves me)
Make it really hard to change the bed linens...he loves to get under each layer and walk around and then sit down right in the middle
Mmmrrrrrraaaa as soon as I walk out the front door
Mmmmmrrrrrraaaaa when he hears me coming home and weave between my legs as I am trying to get up the stairs
Insist on playtime by bringing me his toys - twice a day