Share some weird stuff you do or have done. And I mean truly weird, not cutesy weird.

I might list my weird stuff.

Illegal Toilet 1. Toiletry mishaps
When I was a kid (11 or 12 or 13 maybe) there was a period of about a year or two when I was afraid to use the toilet because we only had an outdoor toilet and there were no lights.

So if I needed to go to the toilet in the dark, I just held on.

It resulted in some accidents.

One time I went to the toilet in the dark, and unbeknownst to me there was a teardrop sized piece of faeces which had fallen onto the back of my pants, probably as I was dropping my pants and sitting on the toilet, or possibly when I was lifting my pants and getting off it.

Then I went to the shops to get some bread and I guess people saw it, even though it was dark outside, there were lights in the shop.

Thoughts?